The suspension on mine is very good for what I do , the way that I ride and the roads that I ride on. . So no I am not joking.
I have just come from a Versys 1000 that was upgraded with Maxton suspension, that had been set up specifically for me, and again the roads that I ride. So I know the difference between good and bad setup.
And again, good brakes to one user , are crap brakes to another. My brake pads last 30,000 miles, so I am not last of the demon late brakers. Consequently the little Versys brake set up is perfect for me. I too love my MK3, and agree wholeheartedly that it is not perfect. But what is