I have lots of free money for you. Sadly, my grandmother recently died in Nigeria. The good news is that she left me $1.7m in her will. But, I am unable to claim it because for some reason she accidentally spelt my name Kevin instead of Cosmo. By lucky coincidence, your name IS Kevin. So, you could claim the money for me and we can split the proceeds. All you need to do is send a Western Union transfer for £1,000 to submit the appropriate application form. Sadly, I can't do this because it has to be somebody with the name Kevin. PM me for further details.