Dave , Dave , come in Dave.
tell me that you are not going to defect, and join Stewie and Richard at that disgusting curry house
which is known locally as the Runi phu.
Don't forget that we are talking Friday night here, which is the day before we dine on proper food , which will be enjoyed with the rest of the NVM group . Just remember that you will be miles away from home, and finding an emergency doctor could be difficult.
Of course a visit to the local hospital ( stomach pump department ) is always an alternative.
So please do the right thing and tell me that you have booked a table at a ' proper food restaurant '
for me, Andy and yourself.
Remember, a dodgy Ruby Murray on Friday night could rule you out of the following days NVM ride out.
Please reply urgently Dave. I am seriously worried about what you may be letting yourself in for.
However if you insist on joining the two above mentioned members , don't come RUNNING to me for sympathy if it all turns to SH-T