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Re: Can't turn her on
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2021, 04:07 PM »
Donít forget you have to add the message to the bottom of your forum profile to say you've won it! Itís a legal requirement!  :211:
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Re: Can't turn her on
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2021, 04:15 PM »
*Originally Posted by Stewie [+]
It is already in my possession.

The postman was very gentle when he gave it to me.
I shall try and be as gentle but I might loose control and just let you have it.

You at least can give a speech to the rest of the NVM attendees watching on as I give it to you.

will have to make sure the presentation is at the pub a bit later , after I've had a chance to get well lubricated!

What a spectacle it'll be for everyone  :008:

*Originally Posted by NI-Jay [+]
Donít forget you have to add the message to the bottom of your forum profile to say you've won it! Itís a legal requirement!  :211:

I'll be taking it to the grave, I shall treasure it and never let it go. The Strap-On will be mine to wear forever more!  :007: :152:
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Re: Can't turn her on
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2021, 05:27 PM »
*Originally Posted by Shandy [+]
after I've had a chance to get well lubricated!

That will help.

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Re: Can't turn her on
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2021, 05:37 PM »
*Originally Posted by Stewie [+]
That will help.

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Re: Can't turn her on
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2021, 06:11 PM »
*Originally Posted by Shandy [+]
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Right sorry guys, this one is a bit late and I haven't got any videos or pictures unfprtunatly.





typical click bait title....and no pics/vids........... :015: :008:

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Re: Can't turn her on
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2021, 07:02 PM »
*Originally Posted by Wal [+]


typical click bait title....and no pics/vids........... :015: :008:

In all fairness Wal he normally has to apologise for being a bit early so we can forgive the clickbait.

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Re: Can't turn her on
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2021, 03:21 PM »
*Originally Posted by Stewie [+]
In all fairness Wal he normally has to apologise for being a bit early so we can forgive the clickbait.


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Re: Can't turn her on
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2021, 10:00 PM »
*Originally Posted by Wal [+]


typical click bait title....and no pics/vids........... :015: :008:

Guilty as charged!  :2: :4:

*Originally Posted by Stewie [+]
In all fairness Wal he normally has to apologise for being a bit early so we can forgive the clickbait.

 :008:

Never had any complaints ... None that I cared to listen to anyway  :4:
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