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Re: Wales…
« Reply #30 on: Nov 22, 2021, 05:13 PM »
*Originally Posted by NI-Jay [+]
Where do you think I learned it from?
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Re: Wales…
« Reply #31 on: Nov 22, 2021, 05:27 PM »
*Originally Posted by Stewie [+]
Low hanging fruit there Shandy.
I will leave it to the lesser mortals to rip the sh#t out of the Shandy and Sandy chronicles.

That sounds much like a cop-out to me, nevertheless we appreciate your contribution as always  :020:
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Re: Wales…
« Reply #32 on: Nov 22, 2021, 06:15 PM »
*Originally Posted by Shandy [+]
It was entirely reasonable, he saved me the hassle of complaining LOL

I definitely feel that the two of you are some of the most compassionate blokes around, I can hear the Queen calling you both for MBE's right now!  :008:

TBH Stewie, I feel your standards are slipping, there's so much ammunition in that report, and that's the only thing you picked up on.  :lostit:

What about Jay's attempts to fend off the local Troll, or his imaginary biker women, or being shaved by a man in a pound shop gimp mask???

These are all comedy gold ...  :157:

Even the notion that Jay could even keep up, let alone beat me?  :4:

Wow now slow up…!!!

That local troll gave me free beer! I ain’t fending off that! I’m Irish ffs…  :031:

Just because you didn’t see the biker women doesn’t mean they weren’t there… maybe if you focused more on keeping up with me then you’d have had time to see them!  :152:

I will give you the gimp mask cause I laughed too hard at that one. But his hands were REALLY soft!!!  :goggle:

I did beat you though… I completed the NVM and you didn’t!!!  :biker1: :123A: therefor I won!
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Re: Wales…
« Reply #33 on: Nov 23, 2021, 06:58 AM »
*Originally Posted by NI-Jay [+]
Wow now slow up…!!!

That local troll gave me free beer! I ain’t fending off that! I’m Irish ffs…  :031:

Just because you didn’t see the biker women doesn’t mean they weren’t there… maybe if you focused more on keeping up with me then you’d have had time to see them!  :152:

I will give you the gimp mask cause I laughed too hard at that one. But his hands were REALLY soft!!!  :goggle:

I did beat you though… I completed the NVM and you didn’t!!!  :biker1: :123A: therefor I won!
The logic is flawless…

To be fair, free booze is free booze and we did get a lock-in out of it.

I still think the sun had got to your head by this point, dreaming of biker women (TBF who dosen't  :152:) I was obviously too far up the road ahead of you to see them!!  :2:

You did look pretty smart after your hair cut... or should I say just more human!  :008: Lucky you didn't get it done before going to Wales, the landlady might have seduced you even more  :004: :008:

Trust you to kick a man when he's down, the only reason you beat me is because I was a DNF!! you had no chance otherwise!  :182: :2:

Now stop delaying and give the people what they want, the third instalment in this fantasy where you're a better rider than me!  :whistle:

I've got an update of my own, what I did instead of the NVM.  :2:
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Re: Wales…
« Reply #34 on: Nov 23, 2021, 07:47 AM »
*Originally Posted by Shandy [+]
...honestly, I think there should be some sort of intervention in Ireland...
Controversial...haven't we tried that before?  :138:

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Re: Wales…
« Reply #35 on: Nov 23, 2021, 08:20 AM »
*Originally Posted by jonnster71 [+]
Controversial...haven't we tried that before?  :138:

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Re: Wales…
« Reply #36 on: Today at 07:57 AM »
Come on Jay...

I'm desperate to know how this trip ends!!!!!!!!!!!  :152:

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