To be fair, free booze is free booze and we did get a lock-in out of it.
I still think the sun had got to your head by this point, dreaming of biker women (TBF who dosen't
) I was obviously too far up the road ahead of you to see them!!
You did look pretty smart after your hair cut... or should I say just more human!
Lucky you didn't get it done before going to Wales, the landlady might have seduced you even more
Trust you to kick a man when he's down, the only reason you beat me is because I was a DNF!! you had no chance otherwise!
Now stop delaying and give the people what they want, the third instalment in this fantasy where you're a better rider than me!
I've got an update of my own, what I did instead of the NVM.